Rap battle

Slavic guy and just Slavik

Are battling in homeland of nazzi

Call me MC SAI (sigh)

Today I gonna kill overexperienced kamikazi

Kudasai, Junbi o suru. Banzai!

I mean "omae wa mo shindeiru"

Banzai! I mean "now you are going to die"

 

Er spricht englisch

deutsch und russisch.

Wie soll isch

das sagen?

Er wird alt nischt

trotz Jahren

Haare nicht weiß

immer redet Scheisse

Er ist kurz

Ärgert misch

Als Milsch mit Gluten

Ich heisse disch

Wladimir Putin

 

Und Slava?

Ukraїni!

Героям слава не потрібна -

Героїв помирати справа,

У спогадах розтавши дрібно.

Сьогодні станеш ти героєм, Слава.

 

Comrade, do you remember this battle?

It's already done

I flawlessly won,

After that we shoke our hands

Moving on.

Earlier you dyed my hair to pink?

Today you gonna die for real and stink.

You were the first one in my way,

Genuine pig for my inc,

The game has started - let's play.

You know who is a progamer,

Ama kill you, call me Alzheimer.

But before this I have a toast,

Let's drink for our gang -

Dream - TAIEM - team:

Polish vehicle expert,

Ukrainian introvert

Who makes girls extra wet

Just with that,

Indian rat,

Traitor putting pants just with legs,

Guy, who always sleeps and gets lost,

And you, who gonna die first.

Prost!

You have lots of bad habits,

As rabbits, you, led by your boner

Drag us to kingdom of Shame,

Who am I to blame?

Well,

I am a loner

Not tend

To catch trend

And you never could stand

Sucking my magic wand

And here we are again.

Ak Sakal? Cocksucka-aka

Slava Sergey-Agly

You know why u so ugly?

Your hair is darker.

After this battle, man

They gonna call me Peter Parker.

You - Peter-Regular-Pen.

Talking of which,

Why you took your pen,

Started to write?

Why, Mr. Prokudin, tell me, why?

Because we live next to dr. Dre's den?

You don’t even know how to rhyme,

"Look at this dude" is not a punchline

You talk shit about anime

Without watching one

You talk shit about relationship

Without having one

But did anybody in here

Hear him talking shit about gayporn?

No? (Seems like you tried one)

My poor unicorn,

You were born for gayporn.

Talking of shippings and pairings

In Lord of the Rings

I'd be enormous treant

Who saves the day in the end

You'd be from Bilbo-stan -

Old hobbit who disappears

In chapter one to setup the story

For real heroes

And here am I.

 

With every year

You are not becoming better,

So, you are not an alcohol, I see.

You liver tho becoming greater,

So you are an alcohol-I-C

Fan you

Were working in IT

But your IQ

Is just enough to bring your boss tea

And reinstall ICQ

I am sociopath

But even I have brighter

Social path

Than you.

You're gonna take the exams

I gonna pass.

You have a tenor

I have a bass

Your round was so cold

You must be Kelvin

I'm your big bro Buz

Makkalister

You are in my black list of

White people

Who laugh at

"Mister Peter"

and "Cast rate"

My orientation is anime-nation

Your orientation needs polarization

Proku-dipoles are not straight.

And now it's time for the last part

 

You're beginning to feel like an old fart, old fart.

All your brothers call you just the bold brat, bold brat.

For any fucking doctor you nothing but a gold card, cold cart.

They say I perform like noob? Then call me Saibot

But for me, rapping is a way

To get to express,

I've got a huge wagon

Down my press

Years in IT made

You an app-roach

Your only sex

Is fucking cockroach

Your Beze needs some cream?

I've got an approach

Mixing eggs - moisture stacks,

Missing steps - maxing stats,

Multi-brand - Scrippy sucks

Mental break - Slavic stuns.

Rent was fake - Mind is blank

You can't make no fucking pun

Hyphenated one

Its so fun,

Son,

See, you are done.

BAM!

I ripped your bum,

That's how its run,

That's why you're gone.

 

Slava, dear, true that we have lots of in common,

But even if I fall into a coma

For five years,

I'll still be cooler than you right now

As man, as comic, as engineer.

WOW!

Though I respect all your efforts

That's why I tried my best

To put your rapping seeds to desert

To prove you're uninvited guest.

It's way too late, mate,

For you to join this community.

For first time i forgive your impunity

Of just fucking around.

Round

Versus.