Adventure

That was a very funny night.

I had a date with Mr. Right.

But when the mallet hit the gong

The man who came was Mr. Wrong.

Что дальше – сам сообрази:

It was too dark, I didn't see!

 

Да, наверно, стоит пояснить: это женское стихотворение... в смысле ЛГ:)