Jane is crying... Humor song (in English)

Jane is crying, life became extreamly hard
No relations,
Boyfriend f*ed her brother’s butt.
Modern century
Very late to be surprized
 
Only way is, just to be emansipaid...
Aaaa...
I wanna be emansipaid
Aaa aa I wanna be emansipaid...
Aa aa I wanna be emansipaid
 
Such a pleasure!
No make-up and no push-up
Mother nature, I am turning very HOT!
 
My best friends are
Instagramm and smart TV
Boys are ass holes,
I prefer to be child free...
 
My face book and MTV
Instagramm and smart TV
 
I stopped shaving, and my hair such a mess,
I don’t care
You can follow my progress
 
Dear parents stop pretending to offend
Thats not fair!
I’m a victim in the end!!
 
Where is my place in a world of gender roles?
Look at my face I am bocoming very old
I decided
No vagina = no cistit
Jane*s solution - to become a transvestit
To become a transvistit
 
Life is cruel
All of us are feeling pain
Lovely ladies,
Dont be like a silly Jane...